||[Nov. 20th, 2004|12:51 am]
i remember in the 6th grade, my friend (we'll call him John) was over at my house, and he suddenly felt the need to call this girl (we'll call her Sally) that had liked him for a while to profess his supposed love to her. John asked her to be his girlfriend. She says yes, and they hang up. about 5 minutes later, another girl (we'll call her Vanessa) calls me, asking to talk to John. John finds out that Vanessa likes him, and immediantly hangs up. without hesitation, he calls Sally and tells her that they're officially broken up. once again, he immediantly hangs up. he calls Vanessa back and asks her out....later, when i asked John why he'd done that, he told me it was because Vanessa was hotter than Sally.
so that's the story of my friend that had a girlfriend for 5 minutes.